Observations from the Road

Tom and Mo’s Excellent Adventure- Coviday- About a whatever ago. Observations from the road. Southern version. We have discovered in our travels of the south- There is no shortage of debris farmers. And rust collectors. There’s enough fireworks available to fend of an invasion of pretty much any hostile country. Or zombies. Probably all the zombies. There’s countless bridges that freeze over before the roadway. (I could have retired 20 years ago with that sign contract! Better yet I’m starting a GoFundMe page for South West Bridge Blankets. Despite any visible evidence of carnage, there must be a 1:2 accident ratio for drivers on the highway! With plenty of evidence, there’s a 4:1 attorney to injured ratio. Waffle Houses. Nothing more to say. Well okay but because you asked. If you have a 40’ RV you eat at 2 and not move your coach. I’m convinced you could walk of a Waffle House in a rainstorm into another one without getting wet. There’s an interesting cottage industry of crime scene and hoarding clean up. Who knew? And if you’re traveling this route don’t forget exit 374. The Cafe Risqué. Strip club/truck stop. Apparently Ivy is the nicest and easy to talk to when she brings out your Caesar salad naked. The corned beef hash is nasty AF-Yelp.

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