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The Bible sez, “The meek shall inherit the earth.” Science and evolution say otherwise, the adaptive and resourceful will. 100 degrees in Phoenix. $28 at Home Depot. Free standing mister. $9.00. Box fan $18. Plus donations to the local governments. One McGiver swamp cooler coming up.

I’m way behind so I’m tossing aside any grammatical or honesty editing. Tom and Mo’s Excellent Adventure- Coviday- A while back. There is zero chronology to these latest posts. It’s like I have a final tomorrow and I’m just throwin shit out there. Anyone considering replicating our travails hither and yon, might I make aContinue reading “Zero chronology”

Tom and Mo’s Excellent Adventure- Coviday- A while back. It’s amazing what you can encounter whilst traveling this great country of ours! During our departure from Key West to Cocoa Beach, we were hammering along, making great time until we encountered an ominous cloud of grey and black smoke wafting across our pending path. WeContinue reading “Coviday- A while back”

Fergie update. I wanna be Fergie when I grow up. She’s way more entertaining than me. Even napping at Hilton Head. More tales from the road coming. Stay tuned. But now this-

Tom and Mo’s Excellent Adventure- Coviday- About a whatever ago. Observations from the road. Southern version. We have discovered in our travels of the south- There is no shortage of debris farmers. And rust collectors. There’s enough fireworks available to fend of an invasion of pretty much any hostile country. Or zombies. Probably all theContinue reading “Observations from the Road”

Tom and Mo’s Excellent Adventure- Coviday whatever. Chapter 42.5-“Shut up liver, you’re fine!” My search for potential (just in case!) liver matches ended in vain. Nothing viable.

Tom and Mo’s Excellent Adventure- Coviday- Whatever. This is a teaser update. I have LOTS to backfill. We made it to Key West which is turnaround point. What a long strange trip it’s been! For the Fergie followers- She made the trek across Key West in a golf cart like a trooper.

Tom and Mo’s Excellent Adventure- Coviday whatever. Finally made it to Nawlins. Pontchatrain Landing to be exact. The site is awesome. Outdoor grill. Tiki gazebo and hot tub! We didn’t find out until this morning we’re also parked across from a noise factory. I’m guessing the early shift starts at 5am. Who the fuck knowsContinue reading “Coviday whatever 3”

Tom and Mo’s Excellent Adventure- Coviday whatever. 40 days and 40 nights. I feel like Moses trying to get through Texas. The long travel day does give me time to ponder life and all it’s mysteries and well, just stupid shit that pops into my road weary noggin. This is what popped in. Unannounced. I’veContinue reading “40 days and 40 nights”

Tom and Mo’s Excellent Adventure- Coviday Whatever2 Still no murders but read on. Out of sequence but that’s how my brain works. It’s like making a margarita with no specific recipe or what it will taste like. Ya know it’s gonna do the job so, pour on! I had this childhood dream last year ofContinue reading “Coviday Whatever2”